What are some good facebook like pages I could make?

[Maria]

I wanna make a like page on facebook, so tons of people like it, and I can post funny crap in there. like ones like 'Put a coat on' No Mum! *10 minutes later* Shit I'm cold' - Something funny, or something people can relate too, Help Me out please I've been wanting to do this for a long time- best answer will be given!

[Samara]

You could make one saying 'Nero don't touch the boat' 'yolo' something humourous or a quote like if you love something set it free I am so sorry I could not be more help

[Karan Dahele]

"Tea is for mugs."

Reasons I'm wearing a jacket - 1% because it's cold outside, 99% because my mum feels cold.

A flashlight is a carrying case for dead batteries

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he growsup, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

[marcus]

How is your child that was convulsing and not being taken to the emergency room Maria?

From that now deleted question

You are either a damn troll or an idiot. Why in the holy hell are you worried about facebook when you child just had a seizure in the middle of th night and you in your damn infinite wisdom did not get it to the emergency room? God you are stupid!

Since you deleted it I will just copy and paste it here!

Why did my disabled child wake up shaking, dithering and chattering teeth?
I have a child ages 9, and he woke up last nigh shaking,dithering and chattering teeth, it also looked like he was in schock, what could this mean/suggest?