Do these senteces make sense?

[bagus]

"soeey for being late, i have sucks phone, and i used twitter via text(unlucky ), so when i got mention and DM i got text on my phone, but it doesn't work lately but it works when i tweeted something, so sorry if i alway take along time to reply your message"

someone correct this please! sorry for my poor gramer cause i still learn english

[kiro]

"Sorry for being late, I have a sucky phone and I use twitter via text (which is unlucky ): ), so when I get a mention or a DM, I get a text on my phone. But lately that hasn't been working and only works when I tweet something, so sorry if I always take a long time to reply to your messages."

[jeanette]

yes they do make sense.

it says 'i like to troll, but i'm not mean and nasty.' (:

"there are alot of ppl from uk u can find on twitter, facebook, bbm(if you had the pin) and another scoial networking. just add them and start make a convertation, most of ppl you chat will tell you to **** off but maybe you could find one. i'm from indonesia, and i have some friends from uk even my english is bad. good luck!"

bagus