Rick Santorum tweets that Bill Maher made fun of?

[Jim Gatz]

“If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for America.”

“Just heard Abba’s ‘Dancing Queen’ at the super market. Is there no place where I can be free of this demonic jungle music?”

“If you must breastfeed make sure your baby is blindfolded.”

“Women should have to eat bananas with a knife and fork.” I'm telling you this guy is repressed.

“Note to self: Find out what that skank Adele means by 'Rolling in the Deep.'”

“Wife spends forever in the bathroom. Since when do Lady Gillettes buzz?”

“If people thought about gay sex as much as I do, they’d understand how disgusting it is.”

And “Who knows a good prayer to stop dreaming of Thor poster?”

So, Bill Maher listed listed these tweets as thing that Rick Santorum actually tweeted, I know Santorum is very conservative but does anyone know if these are things he actually tweeted. I think they're funny but they seem too outrageous to be true. Maybe I should should follow him on twitter for the lolz, but I don't want to support him in any way. New Question: should I follow Santorum on Twitter even though he's evil?

[Ingrid]

Santorum is Satan and it is very interesting to follow his thinking.
This Man is more evil than evil.

And it is his aim to single handedly keep Jews from running for the White House.
He has nothing else in mind. And Gingrich and Romney let Santorum be the leader.
They are just as evil but found someone who took the bait and is running with it so that they
do not have to be so ovbious.
A Trio of Dictators who want to step into the shoes of the Fuehrer while shouting halllelujah instead of heil.

[Foolishstraw335]

These are hilarious. I love it. No, he didn't tweet these, but I bet everyone of them crossed his mind