How to improve my social media relations?

[Troy Rules]

It seems like these days using apps like instagram can get you girls. I always see the dudes who post selfies, ab shots, always landing the chicks. So I think I'm going to do the same. so any suggestions? I also have a low number of followers compared to the amount of pics I have. so maybe I was thinking of buying some. what do you all suggest for my lonely and deprived soul?

[Soul]

1. Buying followers won't help, they're not real. So it will affect you relations and interactions by a staggering number of... 0%.

2. I ain't no social media expert, but basically you just gotta chat and kinda flirt with them... be funny, nice, etc.