What historical figure should I make a facebook page for?

[Vegetarian = Peace]

For an assignment in World History, I ave to make a fake facebook page for a historical figure on a powerpoint. The person cannot be American or be from before the 1760's. I wanted to do someone that would be funny to do. Like if I did Marie Antoinette, I would have her last status as "my neck hurts."

Please give me some ideas of some interesting people that fits that criteria and would be comical to do. Thanks!

[ammianus]

Napoleon - 'I'm a little short at the moment.'

Winston Churchill - there are numerous Churchill quotes that can be regarded as humourous.

Queen Victoria - 'not amused.'

[Lucia]

Try Jan Van Reebek lol

[Steve Flynn]

Fidel Castro - heres a page of jokes about him http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/world...castro.htm

[Nathan]

Erwin Rommel, he was one of the only German generals that did not agree with Hitler and he did not execute his prisoners. He was also the best tank commander for Germany.

[Laredo]

Elizabeth Angela Marguerite Bowes-Lyon (born 4th August 1900 – died 30th March 2002) was the Queen consort of King George VI of the United Kingdom from 1936 until her husband's death in 1952, after which she was known as Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother, to avoid confusion with her daughter, Queen Elizabeth II. She was the last Queen consort of Ireland and Empress consort of India.

She was 101 years old when she died so you should get a lot of information about her. During World War 2 she was asked by the British Government to leave Britain for the safety of Canada, she replied "The children won't go without me. I won't leave the King. And the King will never leave."

When Buckingham Palace was bombed during the war she said "I'm glad we've been bombed. It makes me feel I can look the East End in the face." (meaning the East End of London which took a battering with bombs during the war)

[Crumbly]

Richard Nixon