Hey um.. what would you be thinking if you came home and your daughter had cut her arm off?

[Anne Marie]

I was walking down the hall after I had gotten off of the stairs, and I was carrying my Kindle, which I am on right now, and no I can't call!!! I reached through the bars to pet my dog, and now my arm is stuck!! My elbow won't go through the other way, and my arm is really red and sore, and swollen, and my parents went to the movies so they won't be back for about an hour and a half! So I found this pair of scissors and none of my friends are answering me on social media and stuff... So should I just wait for them to come back?

[unknown]

hmm.. no, no. not quite polished yet.

i give you the thumbs down.

[Michael]

How are you typing in yahoo answers, nonetheless if it is wood than slam your shoulder into the rail using your body weight and break it then you will be free do it as many times as necessary

[Skywalker]

-_-

[cathugger]

Try spitting on you free hand and rub the spit around where you need your arm to slip. Also look at the bars - are they a bit wider above or below where you are stuck? And have you tried angling your arm other ways (elbow pointed at 5 o'clock, 7 o'clock etc)?

I understand the problem. As a kid I got my head stuck between two concrete benches in a public park.... Eventually they found men strong enough to move the bench.

Can you use the Kindle to tweet or email a friend who lives nearby and could come help?

Last choice, you wait. It won't kill you. Do not use the scissors.

[K]