What are a list of things that mix? also its crazy funny?

[kiiaz]

I... PB&J
bread and chesse
women and men
fork and spoon
blasian people
pencil and paper
teachers and students
counting numbers with your fingers
a bank with money
fish with water
cheetah with speed
Yahoo answers with questions by random unknown people that's probably on there phone or there computer... ND now figuring out that I'm talking bout them. An know are going to get anger or just laugh

bill gates and computers
Xbox live and gold accounts
playstation network with wifi
a choir with singers
doctors with degrees
collage students and alcohol beverages
chark with a bord
boat with the ocean
ice cream with a cone
cartoons with actors voices
scripts with words on it
turtles with hard shells
social media with friends
pictures and cameras
light with darkness
Italian with drawing skills
Germany and militarism
Russians with hitman
Mexicans and violently dismantling heads
Japanese and anime big breast women knowing that there women in there race could never get that big
Chinese with plastic surgery for there eyes
French people with thin/rapest/ mustaches
Americans hiding secret when there citizens all ready no them
Muslims with disrespecting, and beating on there women while laughing on interviews saying its not that bad
white Americans stressing themselves over the money that they just spent and wished they had again and there trying doing something stupidly dangerous like suicide
black Americans who waste there lifes trying to prove a point to the world that they don't kill each other for no reason, cheat on there women, have countless children, that you need more fingers and more people😃 an ask the government to provide because of the money and lack of fathership, and then go to jail
Arabs and blowing up things
native Americans and hunting helpless animals when you can just go to the groceries and just go buy a juicy steak
Colombias and heroin and other dangerous shit ..that's they people just don't wanna vist
people who read this and screenshot it

[jeanette]

you forgot things that aren't funny...

"black Americans who waste there lifes trying to prove a point to the world that they don't kill each other for no reason, cheat on there women, have countless children, that you need more fingers and more people😃 an ask the government to provide because of the money and lack of fathership, and then go to jail"

[loudhoney598]

What a whole bunch of stupid in one post.