I need some status for whatsapp but only Funny one?

[gurdu]

[Splash]

I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

You don't need to like me I'm not Facebook

HEY! Who knocked the damn halo off my head? How am I supposed to be good without my fuckin halo?!

I think that bacon can solve the world peace problem. Because bacon just makes everything better

Thank God that pets can't talk or else we would all be in some deep crap!

I don't insult people, I describe them! and I always do it with pride!

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[Need Help]

im smart

[raghav]

God is so creative , i mean just look at me

[nishi]

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
Winter is useless for singles
Sometimes it's okay to be not okay

[mustafa]

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