which twitter bio is better?

[CiaoBella]

1)Preppy, pale, perfectionist, with a predilection for purple, poetry, phasion (supposed to be fashion), and contrived alliterations

2) My life is basically a preppier version of Portlandia

3) Fashion major, poetry lover, art aficionado, and ice cream addict

4) Not all who wander are lost, so please, don't offer me directions

5) Recovering manic pixie dream girl.
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My twitter name is coyfish117 if that helps, I considered changing it to tohiscoymistres- referencing the marvell poem, but I was afraid people would think it was too slutty, given the negative connotation with the term mistress. Do you think that I could change it or would I get judged?
I was thinking and I might change number 3 from ice cream addict to tea addict. I drink a lot more tea than I eat ice cream

[Matt Dowell]

numero tres