What would someone from ancient civilization type/search into Google..?

[~ Dj ~]

[Jonathan]

orgasm

[Zach T]

How to start my car

and Porn

[.]

Sbsoqhdkqhshdnwkdiodoajqbbshskqk
Since they wouldnt know how to type

[Gina]

"What is google"

[el Águila]

"What kind of device am I typing this into, how do I know that it is called 'typing,' and how am I making coherent questions using a language I've never heard before, and these letters are most likely completely foreign to me as well?"

[tinyweather275]

Will start a blog first! About Why did they write up all wrong about my civilization!

Then order pizza ( while busy gpogling) after googling best pizza outlets!

Then may be search for shopping sites for latest clothing,automobiles,gadgets in that order.

Then make a profile.on fb,twitter & yahoo after googling of course!

And wl get busy on the above and forget about search engines!

Aw...spare those ancient nice sweet people from the modern hazard called internet.innocence is bliss

[shortshoe517]

"how to use google":D))