HELP! I've got a broom stick lodged in my butt!?
|
04-14-2014, 12:52 PM
Post: #1
|
|||
|
|||
HELP! I've got a broom stick lodged in my butt!?
Me and my friends were having a contest to see who could jam a broom handle the farthest up there butt, when out of nowhere, one of my friends kicked the back of the broom when I was putting it up my bum hole. It went in deep and hurts. As soon as my friends saw that I was in pain they ran away. I can't pull it out for a few reasons;
1. It went in at a weird angle and really hurts when I touch it. 2. It's an old wooden broom and I don't want splinters. 3. I'm to scared to do anything . My mom wont get back from work for another hour and a half, while my dad is driving my aunt and cousin home (1 hour drive there, another hour back). Help me! Ads |
|||
04-14-2014, 01:05 PM
Post: #2
|
|||
|
|||
Lol Thats the most funniest thing I ever read today! P l. You made my day. Hahaha.
Just try your best by pulling it slowly out and deal with the pain. Ads |
|||
04-14-2014, 01:13 PM
Post: #3
|
|||
|
|||
Trolololololol
|
|||
04-14-2014, 01:28 PM
Post: #4
|
|||
|
|||
What to do:
Quick! No time to lose. Post to your FB and Twitter accounts! |
|||
04-14-2014, 01:40 PM
Post: #5
|
|||
|
|||
Just relax and pull it out slowly. I don't think anyone will be able to do it painlessly. You might get splinters but just deal with it.
|
|||
04-14-2014, 01:55 PM
Post: #6
|
|||
|
|||
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________
. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘â€. . . . . . . . . .``~., . . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-â€. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-., . . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . â€:, . . . . . . . .. .,?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\, . . . . . . . . . /. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,} . . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`^`.} . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:â€. . . ./ . . . . . . .?. . . __. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :`. . . ./ . . . . . . . /__.(. . .“~-,_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`. . . .. ./ . . . . . . /(_. . â€~,_. . . ..“~,_. . . . . . . . . .,:`. . . . _/ . . . .. .{.._$;_. . .â€=,_. . . .“-,_. . . ,.-~-,}, .~â€; /. .. .} . . .. . .((. . .*~_. . . .â€=-._. . .“;,,./`. . /†. . . ./. .. ../ . . . .. . .\`~,. . ..“~.,. . . . . . . . . ..`. . .}. . . . . . ../ . . . . . .(. ..`=-,,. . . .`. . . . . . . . . . . ..(. . . ;_,,-†. . . . . ../.`~,. . ..`-.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..\. . /\ . . . . . . \`~.*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..|,./.....\,__ ,,_. . . . . }.>-._\. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|. . . . . . ..`=~-, . .. `=~-,_\_. . . `\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\ . . . . . . . . . .`=~-,,.\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `:,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . `\. . . . . . ..__ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`>--==`` . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\ |
|||
04-14-2014, 02:10 PM
Post: #7
|
|||
|
|||
Well, Lol Thats the most funniest thing I ever read today! P l. You made my day. Hahaha.
Just try your best by pulling it slowly out and deal with the pain. |
|||
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)