HELP! I've got a broom stick lodged in my butt!?

[Ding]

Me and my friends were having a contest to see who could jam a broom handle the farthest up there butt, when out of nowhere, one of my friends kicked the back of the broom when I was putting it up my bum hole. It went in deep and hurts. As soon as my friends saw that I was in pain they ran away. I can't pull it out for a few reasons;
1. It went in at a weird angle and really hurts when I touch it.
2. It's an old wooden broom and I don't want splinters.
3. I'm to scared to do anything .
My mom wont get back from work for another hour and a half, while my dad is driving my aunt and cousin home (1 hour drive there, another hour back).
Help me!

[Gabi1996]

Lol Thats the most funniest thing I ever read today! P l. You made my day. Hahaha.

Just try your best by pulling it slowly out and deal with the pain.

[Gab]

Trolololololol

[Kevin]

What to do:
Quick! No time to lose. Post to your FB and Twitter accounts!

[Amy]

Just relax and pull it out slowly. I don't think anyone will be able to do it painlessly. You might get splinters but just deal with it.

[Marton]

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[Thea]

Well, Lol Thats the most funniest thing I ever read today! P l. You made my day. Hahaha.

Just try your best by pulling it slowly out and deal with the pain.