Whats a joke that makes me look stupid ?

[Tom]

I just want to see the people who take it seriously
For example is see this one all the time
How does katy perry have 50 million followers on twitter when there are only 7 million people on earth
That one is over used do you no any other that will make me look stupid ?

[Silly Sod.]

A man walks into a bar. The lady walking past pisses herself laughing.

[Leona]

Two blonde girls walk into a build. You'd have thought at least one of them would've seen it!!

[MY WAY OR NO WAY]

I'm so f*cking sick of hearing about that plain-Jane, talentless b*itch Katy Perry!

[Michael]

there is 2 guys on a boat ones name is pete the other guys name is repeate well pete fell out of the boat so who's left?

[?]

1. Does anyone know Obama's last name?
2. Say the score of a football match that's like 2-0 and say hat trick for (players name).
3. Why is it called an x-box 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away. (360 degrees is a circle so you'd into it)
4. I hate when people mix up your and you're. There all idiots.
5. Like for the first verb that comes into my head when I think of you. (Then say adjectives like funny, cool, smart etc..)
6. Omg, I really don't like dolphins anymore, squirrels are my new favourite reptile. So cute.
7. You know you love someone when you save their texts and re-read them when you're alone- Marilyn Monroe
8. There's no I in happyness

[XTIAN170174]

Why has Davey de Cameroon paid for a Facebook, it's free to sign up and make your page - and you can create events then invite people for free too, ...so is the party he's having really really big or something?
I mean actually I might go if there's a way to get invited - does anybody know where is the conservativory he's having it in...?

Edit:
Are they going to close the Bank of England? They don't serve food there though do they? I mean I Googled 'bear ants' to see what they look like and how big they are because it must be serious if they have to have a meeting on tv for just four bear ants...

[Igrouve]

I'm stupid. Guess what? That's a joke. HA HA HA period