If Zeus had a Facebook Page...?

[some girl]

If Zeus had his own facebook profile, what are some things he would post as a status?

I'm doing a projects on him and I have all of his facts down on a facebook profile (acting as if it was his) but I don't know what to post a statuses
Any ideas?

[kat]

you could post his "life" events.

Are you doing this on fakebook?
Just wondering.

Anyway, you could (on paper) make a timeline of everything that happened to him, starting from when he was born. Then, you could post statuses about them...hence explaining his life.

[Marceline]

Omg i would so add him as a Facebook friend.

[The Rookie]

A massive traffic jam could possibly be anticipitated if things go well as planned.

You will be in the limelight !

Be prepared !