Why does no one love internet trolls?

[Cody]

Even though we love and need all of you in a deep way that is difficult to fathom.
We live and breathe for even the slightest of attention from any arbitrary person on the internet.
In actuality we're only trying to fill the bottomless pits where our souls should be.
So please remember to feed the trolls.
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[stupendouswarrior]

because trolls are mean and hurt feelings.

[Fred]

Because they are a totally brainless, immature, sexually inadequate bunch of time wasters who should all be in prison.

[Paul]

They don't want to be loved, they want to be hated and reviled, because there's nothing funny about being loved, but there's a whole lot about be the object of hatred.