help I have been infected by the facebooks!?

[Draeswolf †★â€]

when I first made an account three years ago I didn't use it but a week ago I got curious and visited the account again and now it's everyday! ive been infected! I need serious help D,:

[996]

cold shower - unplug

7 day detox - join a support group

[Heartbroken]

Please use a disinfectant on yourself

[Eric]

Only use it on an old cellphone woooooo

[Mrs H]

We have to find you a treatment center immediately.
Hopefully it's not too late

[Ana]

Cure: Bash yourself in the face with a book.

[Hanaye]

ask facebook team ...

[A]

*injects ya with the antidote*

It should take effect within 24 hours. Problem solved, Wolfy.