what would you do if this happened?

[ryan99]

it's the end of the world! just kidding. the last sandwich on earth is in your neighbors house and you really REALLY want it bad. you have tried various times to break in. one day a solution dons on you: you're going to stop the mans plumbing.

now you have three options (four if your especially sadistic)

1. crap on the roof and wait for him to get his sunday paper

2. take a leak in his new flower bed.

3. slip him viagra 3 days before an important meeting (make sure it's long lasting)

4. punch him in the balls, set his underwear on fire and mess up his facebook profile then just to salt the wound, play the worlds worst song for an hour and lock all doors and exits and put the music player underneath the floorboards

[Matt]

The extinction of cattle and wheat is a very serious business. I think he'd have news reporters and the CIA at his front door considering he's got the last sandwich meat on earth. With that being said, he'd probably have over 10 attempts to rob his sandwich already. But if I had to, I'd do 3. since it'd be the easiest.

[nealy]

What a perfectly moronic question. Your scenarios are even dumber. Try to think of something intelligent, if that is possible for you to do.

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