What would you do if...?

[723]

I randomly came to you, SPIT IN YOUR EYES and walked away laughing like a boss with a T-shirt saying "Haters Gunna Hate"?

I bet you would do nothing and just stand there in disgust.
@DoYouEvenLift, you bet I do. I would dodge the first punch you swing by doing the splits and move under the gap between your legs then kick your butt.
@Sarah, I'm very good at reacting quickly before something happens. I would grab your leg then twist your knee making you lose balance and proceed to finish you.
Boom, Sarah gets owned.
@Spew, If you don't think I have the guts or balls to be brave enough to do that to you, think again What ever physical retaliation you plan on doing to me I will counter it before you know it.

[Kayleigh]

*falcon punchhh*

[592]

I would count to 3 and you should run... really fast.

[Nick]

i would think u were jebus bc i was blind Thank You...

[429]

That's exactly what I would do. I'm above reacting to petty people.

[DoYouEvenLift]

Yeah, also I'd beat the sh*t out of u.

[ur mom]

lel bich i wud kik ur ass u wud cri liek a lil pusy bcuz dats wut u r
btw i get al th a poontang

[Sarah]

If you're male then I would kick you in the balls, wouldn't be such a 'boss' then would you ?

[Crystal]

I would Take a selfie Of my eyeballs upload it to instagram with #nofilter. Then Run off singing Party In the USA! SO I PUT MY HANDS UP!

[BATMAN BEYOND]

Break their face.