what can i do that will get me banned from the internet forever an not allowed in here?

[Overthehill]

i would really love to get banned from the internet forever and banned from the public yahoo chat here what can i do to make it happen i tried not having a computer for years so i didnt get in trouble for what others did it didnt help so suggestion will be welcomed
what i am really asking is how do i get off the public dole and get people to stop playing me or stop putting s--t out there from the 80s and 90s like it was done yesterday so i can get a job how can i just have use of a private net work only !

[thunderingarm836]

don't pay your internet bill.

[Clay]

It doesn't work that way.

[Insane_mad_maniak]

call your ISP (internet search provider, the company you pay to get internet off) and ask them to terminate your internet.

no more internet.

[Joey]

No one controls the internet. You control whether you have access to it. Just don't pay for the internet and you will not have access to it.
It's like having a movie theater outside your house. You can either go and pay for the movies and go see them, or don't pay for them and don't see them. It's your choice. But you cannot control if the movies stay or go, you have to control your use of the movie theater.
Hope that helps

[tumbleweed_biff]

Commit a computer crime that gets you locked up in jail.

Or just stop paying your internet bill like someone else suggested. You need to be responsible for yourself and choosing not to do what you don't want to do/aren't supposed to do.