What are some good ways to masturbait?

[barf]

I'm 14 and I'm getting sick of rubbing. I need another way

[oldgar9]

My suggestion would be to use vice grips, my old boss used to always suggest this, I never thought it was a good idea but who am I? Anyway, another suggestion would be to have your penis removed and throw it out in the freeway, it will certainly get a lot of action out there, I hope this helps.

[Gordon]

BTW: It's Master bait, and probably should be in the sports and outdoor section. The trick is to not stab yourself when baiting the hook. That alone will mark you as a beginner. You should also take time to learn which bait works best for the fish you are trying to catch. After that, everything else is just experience.
Hope this helps, kid.

[Gordon]

http://sexuality.about.com/od/masturbati...niques.htm

http://advancedmasturbation.com/

http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/m...#yourguide