8 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU CAN FIND ON FACEBOOK?

[king]

1. Diarist - tells the whole world their life
2. Public Conversationist - decide to have their conversations via public wall posts
3. Liker - liked anything that comes on their newsfeed
4. Gamer - addicted to those stupid facebook games and sends you invites
5. Share, Comment and Like - those pictures that come up on your news feed
6. Ninja - always appears offline
7. Lyricist - posts quotes of song lyrics
8. Promoter - advertises their facebook page or whatever

I actually made a skit about this on youtube if anyone is interested in viewing it.
You can find it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv6ZwGmHfvI&feature=plcp

Can you think of others?
Thank you for your time

[voicelesswater566]

Haha. You are absolutely right!

[Roma]

You are saying exactly true... I noticed this.

[rhineheaRt]

SOCIAL NETWORKING PERSONALITIES

The Paparazzi - Tag. Tag. Tag. Paparazzis tag EVERYONE. No one and no photo is spared, whether it's you looking like a rockstar or a hangover-ed you puking your guts out. Not even the shiny, oily faced pics are safe, nor the shut eye shots. Now how do you explain the "study group" in a bar with booze all around?

The Filterless - Do we really need to know that you are on your way to buy constipation meds because the last time you took a dump was 2 weeks ago when you excreted that reddish-brown dragon-shaped poop? Please, all the boundaries of privacy are breached with these too-much-information updates. Uhmmm, thanks for sharing, but please just keep it to yourself.

The Pseudo-Mysterious - "Someday, you'll see..." "And the circle is complete" "11 days!" He/She goes for the "mysterious and attractive" image but end up being merely non-nonsensical and IRRITATING. Beware, these weird lines are ploy to get your attention for you to comment back.

The Herald - Also known as the "Town Crier", he/she is the reason why most of us learn of breaking news thru online social networks, not legitimate news media. In their rush to trumpet the news, these people have, at one time or another, "killed" celebrities, "broken up" couples, etc.

The Ghost - Despite being rarely visible online, without any status updates, no messages on people's walls, and no photo uploads, he/she will surprise you by mentioning your recent update or your tagged photo. They are creepily up-to-date with your posts. Also known as "Peeping Tom."

The Gamer - Updates and invites to Mafia Ville from him/ her is never ending. There is no game nor meme this person has passed up on. Is usually the addictive type.

Ken Nutspel - Yes, the number of characters for posting is limited, but "out" and "owt"have the same number of characters, so does "hello" and "helow". The keyboard has all letters, including the vowels. Pleez, stup tortring us wit d misin letrs. U jaz mek urslf sound stoopid.

The Autobiographer - "Just woke up." "Took a shower." "Brushed my teeth." "Had bacon for breakfast" "Traffic on the road" Sibling of the "Filterless", the Autobiographer just has to broadcast each and every detail of his day to all his 400+ friends. No action is too mundane for anyone to miss.

The Poor Baby - Also known as the "Sympathy-Baiter", writes pitiful posts in hopes of baiting concerned responses. "Could really use some good news right now" "Feeling down and out today" "Sad..." The pleas for attention are signs that these self-pity-ers should be avoided like a plague. The Poor Baby is a close cousin of the "Pseudo-Mysterious."

The Rash - will follow you around and comment on EACH AND EVER THING that you do or say. It doesn't matter whether a comment is necessary or not. These people just need to have a say and the last word on anything.

The Superfan - clogs up one's newsfeed with multiple daily updates of what he/she has become a fan of in the last hour. "became a fan of sneakers" "became a fan of The Superfan" " become a fan of rice" ANNOYING. We get it, you're a superfan. Do we really care?

The Politician - On average, one has 120 friends on a social networking site. Ok, social butterflies might probably have 300-400 friends. But, hello? 1,000 friends? Unless you're the mayor or a showbiz celebrity, no one has that many friends. The Politician accumulates most of his/her "friends" by going thru others' pages and "friend-ing" perfect strangers. Also called "Friend-Padder" or "Friend Addict".

[Daniel]

Artists People Who Promote There Music on Facebook

[Bryan]

Funny thing is, I've already read all these points somewhere before, can't remember where...

[Michael Clarke]

lol !!! You are 100% right ...'