Do you have an embaressing moment that will top mine?

[547]

me and my friend were walking by our other friend (whos a guy) house, we knew he lived on tht street, but not the house. Suddebly we saw this guy who looked exactly like him! So we ran up to him, calling his name. Turns out it wasnt him. Soooooo to make this moment worse, my friend called him. Not once but THREE times, on th third time His mom answered, his moms super paranoid about him dating & stuff. She didnt sau anything at 1st, but my friend said me & _____(my nsme) are ouside your house right now. HIS MOM PICKED IT UP Then his mom started to cuss us out in Spanish & then she said she was gonna find us, so we ran & hid in a church playground like 2 blocks away.....

Can u top it?

[Bryan]

Not really but Listen man, I understand what you sayin', but i'ma help THEM understand what you sayin'. Basically, this how the girl be: "Where? Who? You've been where? Wit who? Mmm.. for real? Oh really, that's how you feel?" And the Guy be like: "Askin' all them questions. Askin' all them questions why you askin' all them questions makin' statements. Assumin'? Askin' all them questions. Askin' all them questions why you askin' all them questions makin' statements. Assumin'?" Mm. Where you been? How mu, how mu, how much did you spend? Yeah I trust you, now unlock yo phone.. uh uh uh uh who is this, Hoe? See, why you playin' wit me? That's the same reason why you ain't stayin' wit me. You tryna' get up in these drawers you ain't layin' wit me and I ain't even tryna' hear what you sayin' to me. Just grab yo stuff, hit the doe, go chill wit them other girls. That is why her weave stank talkin' bout' some beach curls please. She ratchet. That's why I'm pregnant, and you the pappy. AH HA lookin' stupid that's what you get. Walkin' round' here lyin' thinkin' that you slick. But you dumb. You stupid. Oh don't you talk when I'm talkin' you better mute it! Now unlock your phone let me see dem pictures. I'm gone' check your Facebook and I'ma check yo twitter and I bet it tell me where? Who? You been where? Wit who? Mm.. for real? Oh really, that's how you feel? Askin' all them questions. Askin' all them questions why you askin' all them questions makin' statements. Assumin'? Askin' all them questions. Askin' all them questions why you askin' all them questions makin' statements. Assumin'? Girl. Why you buggin'? Oh who dat girl? That's just my cousin. You wanna' know the truth? And how I feel? Stop tweet watchin', so I know it's real. Girl. Ain't nobody lyin' to you. I ain't got no secrets I ain't hidin' from you. But you still wanna' check my phone, and my tweets. Find out who I'm talkin' to and who I'm tryna' meet. What you said you pregnant? It ain't mine! Girl I wrapped it up! Dats how I know you lyin'! What you think I'm dumb? You think I'm stupid? You think I love you? Do I look like Cupid? Hold on - let me see yo pictures! Let me check yo Facebook what's the password to yo Twitter?! You on the DM, you tryna see him, at 7PM, this weekend, so he can, put it all on you you ain't slick you ain't slick! Where? Who? You been where? Wit who? Mm.. for real? Oh really, that's how you feel? Askin' all them questions. Askin' all them questions why you askin' all them questions makin' statements. Assumin'? Askin' all them questions. Askin' all them questions why you askin' all them questions makin' statements. Assumin'? Whateva. Whateva ***** what you gone' do?! You just mad because you got caught. You dirty. Yo dirty ***. You diiirty. (And then the guys always flexin' like they gone' hit her.) "Getcha hand out my face shawty. Man.. somebody better get her. I ain't playin'." (And the girls always wanna' beef over the internet. They'll say somethin' like) "Uh, and tell that thirsty trick you wit nact much with her name so i know its real.. @my twitter name - so I know it's real." oh yeah and my dad Was waiting for me at home before