The YA! Photo Parody Challenge?

[Mark]

For entertainment purposes only. The best answers to these (hopefully) obviously parodic questions gets Best Answer.

1) What effect, filter or app do I need to take pictures like this one (see attached)? And I wanna take it in colour.

2) How does "robertcapa" get those pictures on instagram? That fuzzy black and white look?

3) I'm a 13 year old girl...and don't you DARE assume that I'm a giggling, brainless moron who shoots terrible photos with her iPhone and then sticks hearts and things all over them. Anyway, how much do I charge for a terrible picture with hearts and things all over it?

4) Which is better, a 100 dollar bridge camera with a 500x zoom, or a Phase One back? Why?

5) Do my homework. I'm not even going to try and hide it.
Sorry, maybe I wasn't clear. The questions are intentionally stupid, so I'm hoping for some entertaining answers. Not to be taken as a serious enquiry!

[Awffy Huffy]

Question 1...you need a paint brush some paint and a sheet of paper to recreate the effect in that image its a painting.

Question 2...'robertacapa' uploads their images to instagram by using the internet, their isn't any other way of doing it is there?

Question 3...I'm in love...can I have your phone number?

Question 4... easy peazy, the $100 dollar bridge camera is better...I can't afford the Phase One...the camera you have is better than the one that you don't.

Question 5...You cheated...is this your homework..?

@ B K...

I found all the answers using the Yahoo! Answers 'Search function'...!

[B K]

@Awffy Huffy . . . a painting?!?!? WTF?!!! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co..._River.jpg

A 13 year old girl - called Mark. Ok, like whatevah . . . I'll play

Anyways, a iPorn is obviously way better then like a Hasselbad with like a Phase One back. U just have to go on like instagram and like look at d totally awesome photos which are like way better then anything like a old man like Ansel Admas can do like. their all faded and look vintage. should i like buy a Diana+ it only cost $250. do you think its worth it. When I take the pics can I take the film out of the camera and like scan them or something? or should I get a polaroid like the one i found on ebay for like $249. Can I put oridnary film in a polaroid or can i just upload them onto my iPorn or a computer?

Edit @ Awffy Huffy, Yahoo answers search LOL evryone knows d best search is Ask.com you donut!!! Everyone noes that's not a painting. Ansel Admas used his iPorn I even no his number I called him yesterday to see if he would sell me the copyright so i can print it on t-shirts and sell them for $2.99 each. ansel adams even has a instagram http://instagram.com/anseladams# - i wonder why he has no photos on it???!! He'll never get famous that way!!

Anyways, what I really want to no is like why my nose always looks so huge when i like take a selfie - I mean I get the camera as close as I can to my face like. Is my nose really like that? It doesn't look like that when i like look in the mirror i look beautiful in real life, and all my friends like say i'm such a good photographer so it can be like nothing im doin wrong. In fact im so good at photos im going to be a professional tomorrow and start my own business like taking weddings and seniors photos like. I'm going to like make these photo packages for $10 and you get 100 photos edited in iPiccyPimpMyTitts and they get all the pics on a CD so they can print them at Walmart.

And one more thing like, how do you get two photos merged in one photo, like to people in one photo. I always wanted to no how to do that. do you think people will no its been photoshop i wanna make it look real so his girlfriend is jealous like

[XTIAN170174]

1/ Take the lens cap off
2/ Vaseline and a lint cloth
3/ 30 minutes to an hour if you stay in standby mode most of the time, but get a spare battery in case
4/ You can take the Phase One back but will lose your IQ2..., so...
5/ https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7DQHJS...sp=sharing

[Photofox]

Sorry but I can't be bothered!!!