Facebook posts...................?

[FunkSoulBrother]

It's a bit retarded but what r some of short but cool facebook comments to post?

[Emma]

Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

I've developed a new philosophy...only dread one day at a time.

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

Remember the world is a big place. Even if you're one in a million, that means 1000 people in China look exactly like you.

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

Where ever you go, there you are.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.