If you dont like your spouse, please pass this to them, thanks!?

[Jackass]

Me and my girl are like the Bonnie and Clyde of Indirects, it's so cute. For example we are like: Someone who is wearing a purple and white shirt is an azzhole. And you could be the only one in the room with a purple and white shirt, and when you say ..HEY WAIT A MINUTE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? We will deny it. It's too too cute!

We coo coo each other like babies. The thing is, she is going to get antsy if I dont get another verbal punching bag. Then it dawned on me. There are a lot of people that hate their spouses, right on Y/A. So, this is what I propose:

1) If you hate your spouses more than anything in the world, then you should ask them if they want to become yahoo love saviors
2) We beat the sh#t out of them every day as long as she is up!

Pass this to them

Do you mind being like a little virtual punching bag for me and my girl?

The main one is leaving this site. So, now I have to start from scratch, she lasted a long time, so I am trying to find someone who will try to be my friend even while I keep punching them and help my girl feel better to laugh...

You said passion and when you said passion that made me think that you would probably be an emotional wreck and mentally go through some changes like the first one did.

Whatever you are, I have to hate it and show my girl I hate it.

Can you at least provide in your additional comments:

Your twitter name, big maybe on if I can approve of any kind of retweets that you tweet
Your facebook name
Your sign, I want to at least show her I hate you and it
Your yahoo section
Your age, so if she says you are too young I will be right with her, if she says you are too old, I will agree
Your religious ideology I will bash it when she says it
Any nationality she is against, I will be adamant and say I hate it
If you have natural hair I got to say her natural hair is better

It's not that bad, you probably will be less attached because you dont know me or think you will know me, that first one was weird she thought since we exchanged a few emails that I knew her or since I acted like I liked her sometimes..just confused. In this contract, you will know off the bat that I am going to use you as a bag.

Thanks! Xxx Xxx I owe you one!

[Aquarius]

Ok, I owe you a punch in the nose as well

you are a bot.

My twitter name is: I'll kick you in the bollocks 26.
My facebook name is: I love to punch you in the face 26
My sign is your daughters.
My yahoo section is right this one.
My age is obviously 26,
My religion is to get rid of you and that I am the God of myself.
My hair are also natural.