can someone help me come up with really funny fb status?

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if anyone can come up wit a fb status that actually makes me lagh/gets alot of comments i will give 5 star rateing and best answer...if i get any other good ones that are reallly creative get 5 stars as well

[Loopy]

Which came first?: Chicken or the egg?

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I have a dream that [you fill in the statement; Take one of MLK's speech statement and read your status. You will really laught about that!] There is more than just a funny status that you can do! [e.g. Which comes first? Chicken or the egg?]

Good luck and have fun with your FB status!