Any ideas on what to but on my FB status?

[J]

I dont really update my FB that much cause i never know what to put lol any ideas on what to put?
it doesnt have to be specific just whatever

[C M]

Go to the app called status shuffle. Good topics to choose from.

[stephen gray]

1. If your going down the river in a canoe at 30 mph how many buckets of apple sauce does it take to reshingle the roof?

2. im more pissed than a midget trying to buy a top shelf magazine.

3. you basically drink the sweat off of a turkeys ballsack.

some funny stuff like that are usually a pretty good status.

but like the person above me said, go on status shuffle on FB its got tons of topics, anywhere from being pissed, random funny ones, or love ones. its a great app