How can I become a stripper so my future husband Colin Kaepernick will follow me on Twitter?
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06-15-2014, 07:00 AM
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How can I become a stripper so my future husband Colin Kaepernick will follow me on Twitter?
He only follows strippers and hozz. I'm so sad! Why won't he follow a professional, respectable young woman like myself? Been saving myself for marriage and everything. OMG, this can't be!!! Now I wanna be a stripper so my hubby will follow me. I need him to follow me ASAP so I can DM him saying we're meant to marry and need to meet soon.
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06-15-2014, 07:13 AM
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1.) walk into a club
2.) ask for a job/application 3.) ????? 4.) Profit! Ads |
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06-15-2014, 07:29 AM
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I have a pole you can practice on.
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06-15-2014, 07:31 AM
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If you are such a respectable young lady, you would have no intentions at all to become a stripper or try to alter yourself for someone else. Maybe he should be following you.
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06-15-2014, 07:37 AM
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Don't sweat men don't respect those sorts of girls, he won't marry them
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06-15-2014, 07:38 AM
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You're kidding, right?
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06-15-2014, 07:40 AM
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Strippers on twitter are like strippers on... well, everywhere else. No matter what the site is about, the internet will find a way to include porn.
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06-15-2014, 07:56 AM
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Photoshop.
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06-15-2014, 08:12 AM
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Oh Mahana- stay an eight-cow wife and the right man will"follow you" have faith. There is life after Tim.
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