Twitter (>'-')> <('-'<)?

[621]

Ok, I really want Justin Bieber to follow me on twitter. I have sent him tons of messages saying stuff like:
'@justinbieber I'm not an obsessive fan, I just think you're a really nice person - follow me '

And
@justinbieber follow me Chuck Norris wont have a <3 attack, his <3 isn't stupid enuf to attack him

And also
@justinbieber friend sent me this and I thought of u: http://www.jordanscereals.co.uk/media/dC...eImage.jpg

But nothing has worked. I know I need to be patient and all but I was hoping that someone who has him following them will DM him saying to follow '@camrynswag' please. I would be grateful. Also what did you write to make him follow you? I know patience is the key but I just need some help

[B Bible]

Uhm. Really just be nice.
He hasn't followed me (I tried. X_X)
But erm, I know one person who he followed, it's a TV show, @regis_and_kelly.

[Leibstandarte-SS]

AS OF April 22, 2011 JUSTIN BIEBER'S BABY MUSIC VIDEO HAS ACHIEVED 1 MILLION DISLIKES. THIS DAY IS NOW A HOLIDAY.