facebook statuses to make me seem like im ok when im really not?

[Jessica]

The guy I have been seeing ended up having a girlfriend of three years!!!!! im actually crushed but know I can never trust him again, im honestly miserable but I dont want him or his friends to know that.. What are some good statuses or websites with quotes to make me seem alright, not too happy that its obvious but not depressed. Thank you!

[Yup!]

Say you are excited about something you have coming up, like a girl's night out. And explain that you intend to meet a hot guy that night. Or just talk to one of his close friends that'll really piss him off. But he deserves it.

[illest]

Post fk bitche s, get money!

[Cory]

Do a "Like for a to be honest" or a "Like this" status, or at least something that is not in any way related to this situation, but not something too happy either.