How do you get a ton of facebook friends in a short amount of time?

[Midnighteggnog589]

Our old trolling account got shut down, now we need to get a bunch of friends on our new one. :/
(Please don't answer with anything like 'you can add me' it's not fun to troll someone who knows your a troll.)
Are there any of those 'Like and get a ton of friend requests' that actually work?
(Also, our profile picture is of a hot chick)

[proud2bpinoy]

don't know
i only add people i personally know and literally my friends IRL
that's why i only have i less than 200 friends

but if you want just go into an adding frenzy and add everyone i mean every single person in the "people you may know"

[Sir Jam]

It is people lile you who get Facebook a bad press - negative attention in the media.
Then a lot of decent kids can't even get a Facebook because their parents are legitimately worried by the infantile behavior that some people indulge in on the site.
Why are some teens so immature that they think it is somehow cool to destroy everything they get their hands on.
Facebook - genuine social networking site - used by many adults and also professional people and genuine celebrities in a mature responsible and enjoyable manner.
YouTube - the original founders - who had intended a site for ordinary people to upload and share their home videos - fled the site and offered it for sale when they discovered that so many teens couldn't actually create videos. All they could do was upload copyright content' and it was the endless hassle from legitimate copyright owners that persuaded the three guys who started the site to walk away.
Yahoo! Answers - started as a genuine question and answer site - now ignored by most professional people who could really contribute with honest accurate answers because of the vast number of teens who think it is smart to make deliberately controversial and/or offensive posts, or ask totally ridiculous questions about bodily functions.
Those of us possessing maturity and intelligence are forced to accept that these brain dead, moronic infantile teens are the future of America. Another ten years our once great nation will be populated by people calling themselves adults who are actually total idiots

[Andrew]

There are several people on this site who can get you 100s of friends in 24 hours for 5 bucks.

http://fiverr.com/scarlettrumor/send-you...s-in-24hrs

I have used it for other stuff but not this particular thing, it is safe though.

[Walter]

How sad. Asking this on here.