Twitter bio? please help.?

[deepjoke859]

so I have a twitter. but I want kind of a funny bio. but to also get more followers. i play soccer and hockey. I'm funny, and I wanna go somewhere in life. so if you could give me some ideas. thanks. also follow me - chelseym9. (:

[SHAV]

The only way to get more followers on twitter is to follow lots of other people. Generally, people who you reckon will follow you back. Don't follow Charlie-Sheen-Kind-Of-People who don't have time to tweet themselves. And if you do follow these high profile people, always mention them in tweets and ask for retweets. That way, followers of that person will see your profile, and may be interested to follow you.
Finally, always keep in mind to keep your followers entertained