50 shades of orange, chapter 2?

[Jack]

Love is blind and can strike anywhere, and so it was no great surprise that Raul Rexo Molina had been on facebook for 24 hours solid, waiting for miss Orange to reply.
However it was with great caution that Raul began to talk, it would not be the first time the internet had fcked him over... chua's website was still skinning him for 15 dollars a month. They agreed to exchange emails and get to know each other a bit better. " I understand. I'm a bit busy too at work. So you're working with what company?" was all that Raul had first managed to say. but with friendly and heartfelt comments in tagalog from miss orange, Raul's guard slowly dropped....sure he was a one man wolf pack, but for him it was mating season...and his hut could easily accomodate one more.
miss Orange had requested a photograph and attached a new one of her own just to prove that she was indeed legit, and not in actual fact a man behind a computer screen as is the case 99% of the time. He knew that in order to take this relationship further he had to send the picture. with a quivering hand Raul bravely attached the file and held his breath. He wrote:
"Tnx for the pix... You really are pretty. Sending mine too for you to scare off the mice in your home.lol Seriously, good luck in your plan. You got ambition to pursue. Hope to see you in person but i think that could wait. Take the best care of yourself always... GOD BLESS."
He had many years to come to terms with his appearance but poor miss Orange, well she was in for a shock to say the least. She opened up the file and gave out a scream that shook the birds from the trees outside... she had seen the exorcist 1,2 and 3 but this was something far worse, this just didn't make sense! She began to feel queazy and needed desperatley to breathe. with one hand keeping her balanced she made it to the front door and was violently sick outside. something was wrong. this guys profile said he was born in 1984. sure life in a dump like the philippines was hard but but this guy looked like he had been dragged through hell backwards by the ghost of jose rizal!

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those eyes! those bulging, glaucoma filled eyes! protected with a pair of prescription glasses too. yes, it was clear that this man was at least 112 years old. they say the eyes are a window to a man's soul and rauls seemed to have the look of a man that was thinking " i really am a gay pactard and there's no use hiding it". His expression in the photo was braced for bad news, lips pursed tightly in anticipation of being told to fck right off, Raul had clearly put on the campest scarf he could find too just so the decision was that bit easier. It was clear that rejection had followed this man his whole life...but miss Orange had other ideas. she liked him and she wanted more pictures...possibly even a phone number and with that she replied "aw thank you raul, you are very sweet. and your picture wont scare the mice! lol. its a bit blurry but i can still see you are v handsome. maybe we will see each other in person some day. where about do you stay normally? god bless too x"
Life was suddenly looking good for Raul. could it be? had he really just done what no filipino man had ever done before and got himself a girlfriend free of charge, and with the correct genitiaia too? Raul replyed:
I'm a homie, Though i do sometimes go out with friends but i'd rather stay in the house to rest after a short exercise. Maybe it's because of the office chores. You know, I was touched of your thoughtfulness. Don't get offended but you're the kind of girl that I'm looking for. Thanks and keep safe, baby."

he was a homie?? miss orange was confused. he sure as hell didn't look like no homie. homo definately, but the last thing she could imagine this guy doing was shooting hoops and chilling out to some vintage NWA. it dawned on her that in the philippines, "homie" meant "loner". and there was no doubt that raul was certainly that.
miss Orange decided to lie and tell Raul that he was a handsome man and just the sort of guy she'd like to get to know better, she was worried that he was a bit shy though and asked for a few more pics. Raul replied:
Yeah... I'm a bit shy Amz. It runs in the blood. Well, maybe i cud send more pix through your personal e-mail. And that is if you send more of yours. How's your weekend baby? Hope you're doin good. Hope to see you in person, too. Thing is you're about to leave the country, I guess. Take care baby. l love you. And please don't argue with that. Same as there is no argument whether you love me in return or not"
Things were hotting up now. Raul had just confessed his love. perhaps it was time to send him some naked photos and see how his poor old heart would cope with the excitement?

[Ozzie]

And your question is what?

Your link doesn't work.

[Alison]

how is that a question?