Why does my "friend" cheddar have such a big ego?

[Li]

Yes. Her name is Cheddar. It's due to an unfortunate incident involving cheddar crispy minis. She enjoys crumbling them up into cheddar dust, licking her fingers (sometimes toes), dipping it in the bag, and licking it off her fingers. She then enjoys telling people she hasn't washed her hands and trying to harass them by caressing them with her "muscular" hands. She's currently going out with a man named Psycho who is very shy and unconfident. She feels the need to, do, things after marriage with him. Cheddar does not like to study, deeming "unnecessary" because of her intelligence. She is currently failing foods class. She also stalks people on facebook, but "it's not called stalking, it's called obtaining knowledge". This is not bullying, she enjoys attention, and burping in peoples faces for a good first impression.

Cheddar has a WHIMS sheet, it's very interesting. When approaching please remember to bring a tazer.
These are all not real names. Names have been changed to protect the dignity of the participants. jk jk they know their names

[Lan]

U forgot about the white glasses!

[Ching]

troll, this is an unsolicited blatant advertisement for Cheddar Crispy Minis. You are a bad man!