I sent jesus a friend request on facebook but he didn't accept, now what do i do?

[LOOOPS!!]

[John Quill]

And they did cause a great contention in the land, insomuch that the more righteous part of the people had nearly all become wicked; yea, there were but few righteous men among them.

8 And thus six years had not passed away since the more part of the people had turned from their righteousness, like the dog to his vomit, or like the sow to her wallowing in the mire.

[Insanefang629]

Cyberstalk him until he gets a restraining order

[Saul]

Pray, please pray...I´m praying for you right now, hopefully he will accept you in his kingdom in heaven

[Indy]

blasphemy this is why hes coming back

[Douglas]

pray for fogiveness

[john]

Even I dont facebook or tweeter. Why do you think Jesus is on these sites when He is in heaven?

[KaeMae]

The real Jesus would'nt be on facebook. Prayer is the way to communicate with Him.

[Joshua the Tree]

Spread rumors about how gay he is. Talk about his butt plug collection.

[Rebel Rouser]

If Jesus didn't answer your friend request, maybe you should try to friend Mr. Scratch, aka, the devil. Maybe Mr. Scratch will be a little more responsive than The Lord. Actually, I'm surprised that someone hasn't set up a Jesus page on Facebook.