how to become popular?

[angel]

im unpopular right now. i have ppl in my family that are popular, and some popular ppl like me or are my friends. i have a facebook. wat are things i can do, say, change to become popular? how should i make my fb seem like im popular? should i get a twitter? wat should i wear? wat should i say? wat should i do? what should i like? wat shouldnt i do, say, like, have? wat should i havve? wat should my room have in it, wat should my room look like? HELP??? PLEASE SERIOUS ANSWER. person with best ideas or longest list of anvicrer tips and ideas, gets best answer? oh and im an 8th grade girl in middle school.

[Claire]

Buy all the latest trends so that you can look nice everyday. I'm talking top brands even though they're expensive. Do a full make up routine. Not just mascara but eye liner, lipstick, eye shadow, foundation, eye brows, fake eye lash's. Iron or curl your hair so that there isn't a hair out of place. Starve yourself so that you get really skinny. Flirt with cute boys. Post pictures of you and friend at parties and doing silly faces like duck face. Say mean things about other people. Get a twitter and update it constantly. Everytime you go and hang out with someone or go somewhere, update it. Do really badly in school so that you fail your grade. That way you'll be the oldest and they'll all look up to you. Wear heels to school. Make sure that they are at least 8 inch's. Don't take them off, even for gym. Get fake nails. Make sure they are really long. Throw a party every weekend at your house

In case you didn't figure this out already, that was a very sarcastic post. Be yourself, wear a style of cloths you like and talk to everyone. Invite people to hang out and do things. That's how you get the full school experience. Popularity is a very trivial thing. If it happens, it happens. If not, who cares. quantity or quality. It's better to have a handful of good friends then a billion random ones