Quotes/sayings or lines?

[TheTeenVirgin]

I just wanted more things to tweet on Twitter that might get me more followers, do you know any funny, inspirational or love quotes/sayings/lines. Thank you!

[Synthetic ARC]

"Trip and fall - you have made a mistake. Trip and and fall in the same place you fell before - you're an idiot." - anonymous

[kat]

You could go on wittyprofiles.com
they have a lot of mindblowing quotes that are really fun to read.
Also, a little bit of fun psychological facts are pretty awesome to read.
(In my opinion..)
Be yourself though. You should want followers because they want to 'follow you' for you.

[HAI DERE]

if cinderellas shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

i wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for haing no life?

[Viva]

To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while so that we can see life with a clearer view again.

Sometimes people put up a wall just to see if who cares enough to be the one to break it
down.

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” - Dolly Parton

To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.. and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the first time.

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” ― Bob Marley

I hated every minute of training, but I said, “Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.” – Muhammad Ali

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

[Shyam Sundar]

Love teaches even asses to dance.
~ French Proverb.

Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.
~ Andre Pevost.

Love at first sight is cured by the second look.
~ American proverb.

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[Rad Lee]

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I figure that's why my boyfriend moved ~ Christy Murphy.
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path.
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls.

[Laurel]

"If you're gonna be stupid you may as well be smart about it." - Bobby Singer.
"Don't try and con a con man." - Bobby Singer.
"I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot." - Dean Winchester.
"We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous." - Dean Winchester.
" You Idgets." - Bobby Singer.
"He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn." - Dean Winchester.
"You're either laughing because you're scared or you're laughing because you're stupid." - Dean Winchester.
"If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are." - Ash Ketchum.
"We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold." - James.
"I hate water, especially WET water." - Meowth.
"Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?" - Haruhi Fujioka.
"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything." - Marty Mcfly.
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit." - Dr. Emmett Brown.
"Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?" - Biff Tannen
"I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by." - Dr. Emmett Brown.
"Great Scott!" - Dr. Emmet Brown.
"Huh-yuck." - Goofy.
"Got it memorized?" - Axel.
"All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?" - The Doctor.
"Allons-y Alonzo!" - The Doctor.
"Your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness." - Dumbledore.
"You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve." - Ginny Weasley.
"What’s comin’ will come and we’ll meet it when it does." - Hagrid.
"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy." - Dumbledore.