Calling all you comedians and witty people!?

[I hearts thee arts]

So a friend of mine created a group on facebook and posted this:

Hi, all! I made this group to stay in the loop with you and your adventures =-) Just thought i'd use facebook as a tool to see what you are all up to regarding theatre. I called the group on our way, because we are on our way to getting where we want to be. Couldn't be more proud! If you ever need to talk about something and no one will understand, or you want advice, or want to let us know about an exciting event in your life. Post here! Yeah? x) Lets just try it.

I need something witty and/or quirky to post! I was going to say something like "I found a dollar on the way to class today. EXCITING? I think so." but i want to see what you guys come up with. Anything?

[1stFlightNC]

Boo yahhhhh, blowed my bag.

[Third Earth Age]

If you use the word and one more time I am going to send you back to the fourth grade.