Can somebody make me a deep about me Facebook?

[Kevin]

My friend's about me on Facebook is really deep. He says stuff like My father will guide me up a rope to the sky. Long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to light. I can't seem to create my own. I will pick you as best answer if you can make me one. Thanks.

[IT-Pro]

Be yourself

[computerpuke]

that's fakin' it dude, forget that crap. take the time, shut the computer off, think it through good and long, then start writing. trying to do it while on the net will make it next to impossible since the computer is highly distracting.