How to hide all my old statuses in facebook?

[humanearth]

When I was a kid, I updated lots of stupid statuses.. Now I'm all grown up. I regret it but its too troublesome to delete them.
Since i'm using timeline now, its easier for other people to stalk me. So how do i delete all my statuses from 2009,2010 and 2011?? I tried "limit audience for past post" NOT WORKINGGGGG, I can still see my old statuses. Any other methods?

[Life Created God]

Go to the status you want to delete. Hover in the upper right corner an option to edit or remove should appear click on that and remove it.

[fancyiam2000]

Try deleting your account. This should stop it.