Teens, help me come up with good fake stuff to plant on my computer?
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10-02-2012, 01:13 AM
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Teens, help me come up with good fake stuff to plant on my computer?
My mom takes my laptop every night, "so I'll sleep", but I know she's really looking through my stuff (I can see the history, duh).
So, obviously, I know to log out of everything by now, but every time I get my laptop back I see that she still tries to get in my emails, twitter, etc. unsuccessfully. So, I want to plant fake stuff on my computer for her to find. Not anything like adult movies, drug sites, how to make a bomb, etc. nothing like that, haha. I'd get in trouble. But I just want something that I can mess with her with. I already thought I could google some weird stuff about "worshipping satan" (she's a christian, she'd be horrified, haha). And maybe even make a fake twitter or tumblr and reblog a bunch of really weird stuff... Haha, so, what should I do? Ads |
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10-02-2012, 01:21 AM
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"How long after an abortion can I have another one?"
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10-02-2012, 01:21 AM
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Google some weird stuff like "How can I get my dog to try cheese" and "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" And visit some really stupid or boring websites.
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10-02-2012, 01:21 AM
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You could save memes of your favorite bands or artists to your laptop. Or do something of the opposite..like google, I don't know. "How to start a secret family without my mom knowing" or "How to feed the man living in my closet". I'm not sure .
I like the worshipping idea. You could look up tutorials on weird hobbies. Or just dumb questions, haha. x) |
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10-02-2012, 01:21 AM
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Would you really get in trouble for how to make a bomb? LOL, that'd be funny for your poor mother. Definitely stuff like "ChurchOfSatan.com". How does she feel about you in relationships? Maybe google something about teen dating sites. How about ... Piercing/tattoos? Like, how to give yourself a homemade tattoo? Pierce your own lip? The abortion thing would be hilarious.
LOL, sorry these are shitty answers. I don't know your mom. xD I google all this stuff anyways, and my mom doesn't give a shit, so I'm trying to think about normal moms. xD Good Luck! And don't close this question until you post whether or not she saw it. That's such a fun idea. |
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10-02-2012, 01:21 AM
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You could...
-Extensively research the Illuminati. -Google "how to stop mom from checking Internet history". -Answer some really weird questions on Y!A. -Search "duck reproduction" on YouTube, and watch some of the more graphic videos. -Go onto a bunch of conspiracy theory websites, and watch some conspiracy theory vids on YouTube. -Look at Facebook photos of your friends of any gender where they're wearing revealing clothing. -Search "How to speak English" on Google/Y!A. -Go on TvTropes. -Research various religions, including Satanism, Judaism, Agnosticism, and Pastafarianism. -Watch/read every last episode of a TV show/webseries that you know your parents wouldn't approve of, or is borderline inappropriate. (For example: Torchwood, Supernatural, some R-rated webcomic, My little pony, etc...) -Try to learn French, and possibly succed. -Use Tumblr. -Listen to lots of Rock and Metal on YouTube. -Google "is cheese a fruit or a vegetable" or something similar. I've done all of that, except for watching Supernatural and My little pony. Protip: If you use Firefox or any other browser that isn't IE, then use Private Browsing/Incognito Mode. That way, your history won't be recorded. Hope this helps! |
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