Teens, help me come up with good fake stuff to plant on my computer?

[Set your lasers to pew! *PEWPEWPEW*]

My mom takes my laptop every night, "so I'll sleep", but I know she's really looking through my stuff (I can see the history, duh).

So, obviously, I know to log out of everything by now, but every time I get my laptop back I see that she still tries to get in my emails, twitter, etc. unsuccessfully.

So, I want to plant fake stuff on my computer for her to find. Not anything like adult movies, drug sites, how to make a bomb, etc. nothing like that, haha. I'd get in trouble. But I just want something that I can mess with her with. I already thought I could google some weird stuff about "worshipping satan" (she's a christian, she'd be horrified, haha). And maybe even make a fake twitter or tumblr and reblog a bunch of really weird stuff...

Haha, so, what should I do?

[Max]

"How long after an abortion can I have another one?"

[lowanimal830]

Google some weird stuff like "How can I get my dog to try cheese" and "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" And visit some really stupid or boring websites.

[zealouscub211]

You could save memes of your favorite bands or artists to your laptop. Or do something of the opposite..like google, I don't know. "How to start a secret family without my mom knowing" or "How to feed the man living in my closet". I'm not sure .

I like the worshipping idea. You could look up tutorials on weird hobbies. Or just dumb questions, haha. x)

[☂ CircusRedux]

Would you really get in trouble for how to make a bomb? LOL, that'd be funny for your poor mother. Definitely stuff like "ChurchOfSatan.com". How does she feel about you in relationships? Maybe google something about teen dating sites. How about ... Piercing/tattoos? Like, how to give yourself a homemade tattoo? Pierce your own lip? The abortion thing would be hilarious.


LOL, sorry these are shitty answers. I don't know your mom. xD I google all this stuff anyways, and my mom doesn't give a shit, so I'm trying to think about normal moms. xD
Good Luck! And don't close this question until you post whether or not she saw it. That's such a fun idea.

[Violentweather403]

You could...

-Extensively research the Illuminati.

-Google "how to stop mom from checking Internet history".

-Answer some really weird questions on Y!A.

-Search "duck reproduction" on YouTube, and watch some of the more graphic videos.

-Go onto a bunch of conspiracy theory websites, and watch some conspiracy theory vids on YouTube.

-Look at Facebook photos of your friends of any gender where they're wearing revealing clothing.

-Search "How to speak English" on Google/Y!A.

-Go on TvTropes.

-Research various religions, including Satanism, Judaism, Agnosticism, and Pastafarianism.

-Watch/read every last episode of a TV show/webseries that you know your parents wouldn't approve of, or is borderline inappropriate. (For example: Torchwood, Supernatural, some R-rated webcomic, My little pony, etc...)

-Try to learn French, and possibly succed.

-Use Tumblr.

-Listen to lots of Rock and Metal on YouTube.

-Google "is cheese a fruit or a vegetable" or something similar.

I've done all of that, except for watching Supernatural and My little pony.

Protip: If you use Firefox or any other browser that isn't IE, then use Private Browsing/Incognito Mode. That way, your history won't be recorded.

Hope this helps!