What to make my brothers Facebook status?

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my brother left and he left his Facebook on, so I wanna change his status. anyone got a good idea ?

[mickeyjade]

"HALP! I HAVZ TEH D!LD0 STUCK UP MY F@NNY!!! pmsl, that would be funny

[Jayden]

I aint looking at what im typing so here goes my best shot.
MY anus still hurts , oh god it was soooo good last night. I hope we can do it again sometimes.

[Be_inspired!]

Argh! I don't like the guys suggestions above, but being a GIRL like you and I did this to my brother as well, I would suggest say something like:

"Okay, I have to admit that i have the best bestest sister in the world!!! No one can compete with how great a person she is <3 <3"

i think the love hearts is a bit cute LOL

or you could say:

"My sister is the best. Donate all your money to her "

hehe i'm having fun with this.