What is a good comeback to defend myself from being called a w*r*e?

[Becky Smith]

Im so sick of my EX boyfriend calling me a w**** because I am not! He wouldnt even let me dress up when we went out because he said I was a Sl*t or a wh*re. I have tried to avoid it forever but its getting annoying so even though its childish I need a good facebook status?

[ladystang]

dump his *ss
no reason for anyone to call you that

[No Name]

Good comeback: "Well, you have a small d*ck"

[Hellothur]

say something about him been controlling
or just play on the fact your a "whore" to really piss him off

[John J. S]

"How would you know?"

[KR]

"and you're the one to talk?"

If he's your ex boyfriend, how come you see him? And don't let him tell you what to do. You don't belong to him. You dress up anyway you want. He has no right to tell you what you are.

[Sarah]

The best thing i can tell you to do is to prove you aren't. Be a strong, independant woman. My ex used to do the SAMMME exact thing, even though we broke up because HE was the one sleeping around! I wouldn't post anything as your status on facebook that's DIRECTLY towards him. Just an empowering song lyric about how you're independant or something like that. You should listen to the song, "breaking point." by kerri hilson. I looove it! Your ex is a total jerk, & by calling you names publicly he is proving it to everyone else & making HIM look bad. Forget him, & be a class act.

[Ellie]

He sounds like a total douche bag and he's childish and pathetic and why would he go out with a whore in the first place? (not that you are one!) I can't believe anyone would be that LOW! You're much better off without him, hun! x
Okay, here are my comebacks when he says "You're a whore!"

~ Shock me, say something intelligent.
~ I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
~ You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you you might as well dress like one!
~ Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
~ Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
~ There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
~ Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi.
~ You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
~ If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
~ And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
~ My other ride is your mom.

Hope these help x

[Samwise]

The only reason a guy would call you a sl-ut or a who're is because he is mad that you are no longer with him. Every guy wants nymphomaniac but if you are not a nymphomaniac with him, you are a sl-ut.
Here are some comeback when he calls you such names:
1. "Yep, I'm such a who're that you kept coming back for more."
2. "Yep, that itch on your crotch, it's not just a rash."
3. "Soliciting prostitution is a crime."
4. "I'm a who're and so you're not the first through the door."

Post his picture and a picture of disease male anatomy with a caption:
"Warning ------(insert ex boyfriend name)---- has STD. If you've dated him have yourself checked at once."