What are some cute/cool facebook statuses I can post ?

[♥cutiee♥]

Thnxx !

[Jrsl]

this website has a whole bunch of categories of statuses!you could look through the category your interested in.

http://www.facebookstatus123.com/

hope this helps

[Just-Me]

Here is a couple good sites for FaceBook Statuses.

http://statusforfacebook.com
http://statuscrave.com
http://statusgame.com



Here is also a good Facebook Banner sites.

http://bannercrave.com
http://baneri.net

[LosPumas]

- Wouldn't it be nice if ipods could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?

- What if dreams are blurred moments of our previous lives?

- When I fall down a flight of stairs I'm not worried about if I'm hurt. I'm worried if anybody saw.

- People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back

- TV ♥
+
Internet ♥
+
No School ♥
+
Friends ♥
+
Rain ♥
+
Music ♥
+
Bed ♥
+Food ♥ = "PERFECT LIFE" ... =D
Hit LIKE If U Agree

- Old meaning of sorry. "I won't do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."

- When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question -__-

- When my headphones go in, my life is automatically a music video

- What if our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives...

- When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile

- Jealously, such a horrible feeling, yet it reveals how much you actually care :/

- Girl: "Mom, I swear my room was clean this morning"
Mom: so... Could you tell me what happened?????
Girl: "I got dressed"

- Just sitting in class,Nodding your head,When all of a sudden you hear "Make sure you know that,it will be on the test." And you`re like "Wait, what?"

- MY BRAIN: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.

- Who ever invented the "copy and paste" has saved many hours of my life.

- Hours on the computers feels like minutes. Minutes studying feels like HOURS.

- Cinderella's glass shoe fits perfectly, I wonder why it fell off in the first place?

- I always give my pets names that would also be good passwords.

- Why do people lie and cheat? Because they know its easier to get foregiveness than permission.

- I don't have a dog, that's why I eat my own homework.

- Chocolate contains phenylthylamine, the chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. No love? Eat chocolate!

- Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world!

- I live every day of my life as if its my last.
Basically I just leap in slow motion away from things which arent exploding...
Repeatedly.

- Why does "new and improved" always end up "expensive and crappy"?

- Sometimes I think life is one big test and I'm in the wrong classroom.

- The most painful & worst possible types of goodbyes, are the ones that are never said, or never even explained

- Time goes by, and people change. But then, do people really change? Or we just got to know who they really are.

- What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sh*t…”

- What do I do when I see the most beautiful person in the world? I smile, I stare... Then, I put the mirror down.

- I love it when Ron Weasley say "Bloody Hell"

- Lovers are fantastic. Best friends are awesome, but when both are the same person, there are no words to explain it.

- Dear Parents,
Just because it's your house, doesn't mean it's not my privacy.
Sincerely,
Teens.

- ‎**** Who else does this? ****
That one drawer in your house where you put all your random items, like old batteries, bits of lego, shirt buttons...

- Being Paranoid That
your teacher is going to hunt you down next year
and haunt you for the damage you did to your textbook

- 8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, ipods. When i was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.

- Admit it.....
Most of the time you press buttons that say "Do Not Press!".