I got a Twitter. How do you use it?

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Ok. I recently signed up for twitter. But I'm not exactly sure how to use it. I've been using facebook for about 2 years, and I know how to use that in my sleep.
But Twitter? I don't know.
There is no 'like' button.
I don't get what hashtags are and I don't know how to get followers. I really want to learn though.
What kind of stuff would you tweet? Like facebook statuses? Whats on your mind? What your doing? Jokes? I want to use Twitter, but I don't want to seem lame on it. I want to use it the way other teenagers use it.
Please Help.
And if possible, can you put clear instructions?
Like, If you mention the 'Interactions' tab, could you tell me how to get there? Again, I am a complete newbie.
Also, please don't be rude.

Thanks in advance for you answers!

[Patrick]

See you are very new to twitter so i can not explain each and every thing via text and also it is not good for you. So i am sending you the link go though this i am sure it will help u a lot http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Twitter

[Erika]

Save your troubles and time. Delete your account. Twitter is the new Myspace. It's good for bands and causes to post lots of updates but pointless and a waste of time for everyone else. It's nothing but status updates. The most annoying things about social networks.

[Daid]

You post updates and try to gain Followers which can be difficult. I would suggest you check out TwitterFollowers.co You can buy 20,000 Twitter Followers for $34.99 and will help you to increase your Follower base and popularity very quickly!