How big of a sin is it that I got bored and put my wife's expensive makeup on our Saint Bernard?

[Le Morte ď Jack B]

Beer may or may not have played a part in my putting makeup on our Saint Bernard, Butterfly, and then dressing Butterfly in my wife's dress, taking her picture, scanning it into the computer, and adding text that says, "Some days my wife can be a real b***h", and then posting it on Facebook. As it is, my wife sort of forced me to do it by yelling at me to put on a shirt when her sister came to dinner tonight.

[Elliot]

Sing this song to her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRgNIQ32G...creen&NR=1

[Whowhat]

As big as the diamond ring you are going to have to buy her at the end of the day. Its that or 50% of your assets

[teeny-tinywood270]

Rather than being a sin what you did was actually holy and righteous. You will probably get a reward of some kind in heaven when you get there.

[Ike in the Box]

With all due respect, you may be spiritually over reacting to what appears a most common response to repetitively applied spousal abuse, Jack.

[Boris Johnson]

By 'wife' you mean primary school classmate you were playing house with, right?

[Jollypicture326]

Well put on a shirt

[SSF Tofudebeast]

How big of a sin? Not big enough!

You gotta take this thing global. Reformat the picture in "meme" format (like this: http://www.quickmeme.com/make/caption/#i...=Skeptical Third World Kid) then upload it to memebase. Once you get a crapload of hits, make t-shirts out of it and sell them over the internet. Ka-ching!

Don't worry, once you're rich enough you can buy her a diamond or whatever to make her happy.

[Philip K Dog]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rkjfe/

[MidNight Phantom]

That is a really big sin because bestiality is a big sin. You might be "leading someone into temptation" with such a seductive picture.