Which is a better comment to put under "religion" in facebook's basic info?

[Simba]

FYI I'm not an athiest...
I want to put something funny and am open to ideas. This is what I have found so far (via google, I'm not creative enough to come up with one lol)

1. Fearing Xenu
2. I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
3. I am a Jedi Knight, like my father before me.

[john]

I have put my religion as "Al Qumonya"

I thought it was pretty funny.

[ChiffaniChan]

I just put Christian on mine. Those are all funny, I know someone in the navy with me who put Jedi Knight.
But I like # 2 the best.

[Apocalyptis Mortis]

The 1st 2 had me LAFMO.

[**Kaja**]

I loved the 2nd comment! Put that one,and change your info at times, adding the 3rd to your "religion" tab.

[xX_[[iLy♥]]_Xx]

well this is what ive put in the past
1. Jeffree star is my goddess
2. KIRA!!!!!
3. I believe in flying pigs that makeout under the night sky
4. Love is the sweetest thing