Is there a Girl who can give me a piggyback ride and other lifting styles easily?

[Hypnot!zed]

I'm 16 years old
5'5 or 5'6 I'm not sure
not sure again of my weight
doesnt matter how I weigh just tell if you can give me a piggyback ride easily
type your age, height, and weight please.........
if you have facebook account....can I add you???

[Twisttee]

Dude, you are my height... if you aren't FAT, yeah I could lift you easy as can be.
But I'm old enough to be your mother (46)... so no, you can't add me on FB.

Why do you want a girl who can sling you around like that anyway?
You're goofy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA