What are creepy things i can write on my boyfriends facebook wall?

[Suzy Ballsak]

its 155 am. and i just told my boyfriend that i would dump him for his sister and/or younger brother, taught him a song about rape, told him about how Swedish women scrub me in the shower (along with some creepers grandmother), and made him risk his life to get his computer charger because i didn't want to get my phone charger.
now i want to write really sketchily creepy things on his wall.
gimme some ideas, links work too. <3

[zenjanthropus]

Take your lithium.

[Taylor C]

You sound really cool. When I try to creep people out I talk about having sex with animals. Pigs are really good. Then sometimes I bring up this imaginary character i invented "steve" he's a 75 year old male prostitute. Hope I helped.

[faintbrush539]

this doesnt sound right. lmfao

is he into this?


tell him, im outside of your window sitting in your tree with binoculars, i see you undressing and folding your clothes. im gunna walk up the window so i can smell your scent, then i'll capture it in a jar.

when your not looking i sneak in, pull your hair out of your hairbrush and take it home so i can knit a sweater out of it, and i'll sleep in it every night.



LOL, this is all i can think of.. have fun being a stalker.

[;] <3]

"I want to bag you like some groceries"
Works like a charm.

[Courtney H]

i just laughed my butt off! OMG! hahaha.. tell him you... want to kill a thousand frogs and put them in his sheets, and then that you have a large box of fire ants that you plan on dumping on his face. ! ha!

[groovysailor]

it looks like you've caused enough internal pain and suffering for this poor and very likely attractive guy, but i have a few ideas for you:

-"guess who has severe genital herpes!"

-"i'm a mother of 2... if you were wondering"

-"for future reference... i'm okay with using waffles/other breakfast foods as sex toys"

good luck! hope he gets creeped out... which im sure he already is